Fight Dirty

Crown's Law of Dirty Fighting:

There IS no such thing as dirty fighting.

There's only fighting.

Some people don't understand the difference between fighting and playing. They play hard for five minutes, sweat a lot, get out of breath and so they think that's really fighting.

It isn't.

For one thing, real fights don't last five minutes. They last about five seconds.

 Here's a photo of a toy lion. It's soft and fluffy and children find it cuddly.

 Here's a real lion.

Though they share some superficial similarities, it would be silly to confuse them, to treat one as if it were the other.

Fatally silly.

Thus let it be with Caesar.

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